unpresentable:

when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….

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verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

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everything-fuckable:

Crying :’(

Rule 1: Don’t let someone be too important in your life.

The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation

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Anonymous asked: Pansin ko lang. Pansin ko lang ha. Di mo sinasagot yung questions ng anon sayo kanina. About sa girlfriend - KA

cyberhq:

Khazel? IKAW YAN NO?!

Hahahaha ngayon ko lang nakita to ako ba tooooo

40-kilogrammes:

The first rules

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  • Jodi Picoult: Let me tell you this, if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it's not because they enjoy solitude. It's because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

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beben-eleben:

A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, “Okay, Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.” She immediately replies, "The one on the right." "That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you know?" The Greek mother replies "I don’t like her."